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Twas the Night Before Christmas - Adulttoymegastore Edition

Twas the Night Before Christmas - Adulttoymegastore Edition
  • ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro’ the Adulttoymegastore Warehouse,
  • Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
  • The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
  • In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
  • The ATMS pickers and packers were busy picking sex toys,
  • While visions of sugar plums danc’d in their heads,

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  • The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow,
  • Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below;
  • When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
  • But a minature sleigh, and eight tiny rein-deer,
  • With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
  • I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick!

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  • More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
  • And he whistled, and shouted, and call’d them by name:
  • “Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Prancer, and Vixen,
  • “On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Dunder and Blixem;
  • “To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
  • “Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!”
  • As dry leaves before the wild hurricane fly,
  • When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky;
  • So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
  • With the sleigh full of Sex Toys - and St. Nicholas too:

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  • And then in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
  • The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
  • As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
  • Into the Adulttoymegastore Warehouse St. Nicholas came with a bound:
  • He was dress’d all in fur, from his head to his foot,

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  • And his clothes were all tarnish’d with ashes and soot;
  • A bundle of sex toys was flung on his back,
  • And he look’d like a peddler just opening his pack:
  • His eyes - how they twinkled! his dimples how merry,
  • His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry;

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  • His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
  • And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;

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  • The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
  • And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
  • He had a broad face, and a little round belly
  • That shook when he laugh’d, like a bowl full of jelly:
  • He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
  • And I laugh’d when I saw him in spite of myself;

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  • A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
  • Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
  • He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
  • And fill’d all the stockings; then turn’d with a jerk,

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  • And laying his finger aside of his nose
  • And giving a nod, out the warehouse he rose.
  • He sprung to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
  • And away they all flew, like the down of a thistle:
  • But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight-
  • Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
Janelle Cheesman, PR Specialist & Sexual Wellness Writer
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