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Tell them you care while making them laugh! Our range of novelty gift cards will be sure to tell them you love them with some entertainment included.

Make your partner laugh their socks off, and maybe even something else off with our hilarious novelty gift cards. Get your bestie or sibling cackling with a card that they will never forget!

Novelty cards are a perfect way to inject some humour into gift giving without having to resort to a gag gift that will never get used.

Why not make the receiver crack a smile, or even a big old belly laughs at their 50th, or even 70th! Humour never goes amiss, and these novelty cards are the perfect fit.

You could even take it a step further with a small novelty item in the parcel as well! Just when they think the laughs have been had with the novelty card, surprise them with a gag gift that is sure to make them smile.

How about leaving a suggestive note for your special someone to find? Or spice things up with a card waiting for them when they get home to let them know you're in the bedroom waiting?

Perfect for every occasion, our novelty cards add to every experience!
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