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The best pick up lines for Christmas

By Emily 15 days ago. Posted in Relationship Advice
The best pick up lines for Christmas

It's that time of year again! Jump under the mistletoe and make sure you make Santa's naughty list, here are our best pick up lines for Christmas! Santa Claus is definitely coming to town, so get down.

What are you doing down here? The angel is supposed to be on top of the tree.

I'd love to jingle your bells baby!

I don't want any mistletoe, I'd rather be under you.

What's your favorite, giving or receiving?

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Is that a candy cane or are you just happy to see me?

Want me to ride you like a reindeer?

I really want you to stuff my stocking.

Do you think it's time to empty my Santa sack?

If I was the Grinch I wouldn't steal Christmas I would steal you.

Egg nog isn't the only thing you can swallow Christmas Night.

Let's make sure you get something off your Christmas list tonight.

Naughty or nice, I don't mind!

I would love it if you decked my balls.

Wanna lick my candy cane?

What do you say we make this a "not so silent" night?

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I don't have a sleigh but I can give you a ride!

When I think about you I touch my elf.

Tis the season to be horny! So come round to my winter wonderland.

Let's find out if your stocking is hung right.

I'm Mrs. Claus, wanna be my Mr Claus?

Come sit on Santa's lap.

If we hurry, I think we still have time to make the naughty list!

I'm not Rudolph, I'm VIXEN!

Are you Christmas? Because I wanna Merry you.

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?

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