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8 Funny Gifts for Friendmas

8 Funny Gifts for Friendmas

8 Funny Gifts for Friendmas

It's the most wonderful time of the year! And what better way to celebrate than with your best friends?

Friendmas is the perfect reason to gather all your closest pals, eat good food, watch trashy Christmas movies, and catch up! Whether it's a yearly tradition or you just need an excuse to try out a new Christmas recipe, hosting a Friendmas party is the perfect way to spread some holiday cheer.

We all know that while Christmas is about spending time with loved ones, it's inevitable that gifts (no matter how small!) are usually part of the equation. Most friend groups opt for a Secret Santa-type situation, but it doesn't matter if you're looking for that perfect gift or simply trying to spice up your holiday party – these funny items are sure to light up the party...

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Food

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What's not to love about food shaped like genitals? The After Dinner Nipples and Penis Pasta are guaranteed to have everyone giggling, but they taste great, too! If you're doing a pot luck, make a simple pasta salad or gourmet Italian dish and see whether your friends can notice the special surprise…

Drink

Rainbow Shot Glass SetRainbow Shot Glass Set$17.95Shop Now

Everyone deserves a drink – it's Christmas! So why not make things a little more fun? The Rainbow Shot Glass Set is definitely a conversation starter. Drink it, lick it, love it – these are great stocking stuffers, gifts for under the tree, or addition to your dinner party.

If you've got all the girls coming round, you won't want to drink out of anything other than Stripper Straws!

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Novelty

Lipstick Penis singleLipstick Penis Single$8.95Shop NowDoggie style KeyringDoggie Style Keyring$6.95Shop Now

For the beauty lover in your life, a Penis Lipstick is a great gift! These phallic-shaped lipdicks have a surprisingly smooth texture and are rich in colour – who knows, it could become your besties go-to colour!

Have someone in your life who's always losing their keys? The Doggie Style Keyring could be just the thing they need! This fun gift moves to mimic the "doggy style" sex position, and is sure to spice up anyone's keychain.

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Naughty toy

Rockin ReindeerRockin Reindeer$15.95Shop NowCandy Cane Glass MassagerCandy Cane Glass Massager$32.95Shop Now

Buying your Secret Santa a sex toy could be the highlight of the evening (plus, they'll secretly love it!). Something festive such as the Rockin' Reindeer cock ring.

Alternatively, the Candy Cane Glass Massager is another great option. This toy is discreetly shaped as a candy cane, created using smooth tempered glass, so your friends might just think you've gifted them a fancy Christmas tree decoration... you may need to give them a hint!

Just make sure you film their reaction when they open it!

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