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Lipstick Penis Single

$8.95Was $16.95
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SKU: 121067

Color those DSL's with our luscious Pecker Lipsticks!

You will recieve 1 lipstick in the shape of a penis - randomly selected colour.

Colours include:
Hot Reds, Creamy Pinks, Sparkly Mauves, and Opal Rouge...

Each lipstick case is a clear phallic-shaped top with a twist bottom. The lipstick themselves are rich in color and pecker shaped complete with a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head.
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Express Delivery

Order before 10am in Auckland and Christchurch and receive same day evening delivery between 6-9pm where available.

Order before 3pm in Wellington and receive same day evening delivery between 6-9pm where available.

Saturday Delivery

Delivery for the upcoming Saturday. Your order must be placed before Friday 3pm.

Extra Services
  • Signature Required: $2.00 Extra
  • Priority Dispatch: $10.00 Extra
  • SMS Tracking: $2.00 Extra
  • Carbon Neutral Courier: $2.00 Extra
For more in-depth shipping information, please check out our Shipping FAQ's
Returns
Adulttoymegastore accepts returns for specific circumstances. We will accept returns that are covered under the Consumers Guarantees Act or Fair Trade Act, such as if there is a manufacturing fault.

In the event that there is a fault with your product we are happy to replace your item. To arrange this, please contact us with the details of your fault within 7 days. Please include the details below:
  • The order number that the product was purchased on
  • A description of the issue
  • If possible, a photo or video of the fault
Due to the nature of the products we sell, we can't accept returns for change of mind purposes.

Please note: Under no circumstances do we on-sell returned items. Any returned toys, lingerie or lubricant are disposed of.
For more in-depth returns information, please check out our Returns Policy
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Customer Reviews

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Funny gift.
Eve - 19 Nov, 2021
Verified purchaser
5.0
This is so realistic looking perfect for a funny gift
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Funny.
Artemis - 5 May, 2021
Verified purchaser
4.3
Funny
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OMG - JUST DO IT!.
Oli - 13 Dec, 2020
Verified purchaser
5.0
These little peckers are perfect! I bought as a gag gift for a friend and ended up keeping it for myself and wanting to order more to give to every lipstick wearing soul that loves cock that I know. Shade I received was Mauve and SEXY! I can't help but have a giggle and puckering up to apply the 'stick on my lips while seducing myself in the mirror. Not just a gag gift but a great lipstick!
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Surprisingly good shade.
Emily - 1 Nov, 2019
Verified purchaser
5.0
I bought it for a friend as a joke but the colour was lit. Really good aye.
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1
funny!.
kayhay - 29 Mar, 2017
Verified purchaser
4.7
Love these, always make me laugh ahha
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1
Very happy.
Phryte - 27 Sep, 2016
Verified purchaser
5.0
Would have preferred a darker shade but I am still really happy with it, it's so pigmented I only need one swipe with my lipdick (hehe) and my lips are packed with colour.
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1
Cheap but looks good.
Anna - 10 Sep, 2022
Verified purchaser
5.0
I got a cute pink one!
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Dick lipstick.
Lululust - 16 Aug, 2022
Verified purchaser
5.0
Great item Girls thought they were hilarious gifts
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Funny lipstick.
Tony - 19 Jul, 2022
Verified purchaser
5.0
Wife thought it was hilarious, and has kept it in her handbag the entire time. She's used it a few times for date nights, and looks great with it on
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Perfect gag gift.
Guest - 19 Dec, 2021
Verified purchaser
5.0
So realistic, the details are incredible. Definitely worth the price I paid. Texture, color and pigmentation are all superb
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