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The Original Schlong Bong

$59.95
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SKU: 161086

TURN FOREPLAY INTO 420-PLAY!!

Grip it and rip it or toke it and stroke it! Either way, your smoke sesh will never be the same again once you blaze with The Original Schlong Bong!

This wacky willy-shaped water pipe offers smooth, heavy hits as the chamber fills with smoke, while the super-sturdy balls and shaft are so strong that it will survive even the clumsiest munchy madness. Perfect for herbal enthusiasts and anyone who wants to experience a real head change, this pecker puffer will be the hit of every party!

Redefine β€œforeplay” with 420-play and share it with your loverβ€”once you see their lips wrap around this handcrafted ceramic stoner boner, you’ll finally understand why The Original Schlong Bong is the only piece of penis paraphernalia you’ll ever need!

  • Sturdy Chamber Ensures Super-Thick Schlong Loads
  • Heavy-Duty Ceramic Survives Even the Clumsiest Munchies
  • Perfect Birthday or Holiday Gift For Smoker Friends and Family
  • Relax with Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Lovers for Ultimate Smoke and Sack Sesh
  • Blaze It and Praise It! Toke It and Stroke It!
  • 9-Inches Schlong (23 cm)
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Express Delivery

Order before 10am in Auckland and Christchurch and receive same day evening delivery between 6-9pm where available.

Order before 3pm in Wellington and receive same day evening delivery between 6-9pm where available.

Saturday Delivery

Delivery for the upcoming Saturday. Your order must be placed before Friday 3pm.

Extra Services
  • Signature Required: $2.00 Extra
  • Priority Dispatch: $10.00 Extra
  • SMS Tracking: $2.00 Extra
  • Carbon Neutral Courier: $2.00 Extra
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Returns
Adulttoymegastore accepts returns for specific circumstances. We will accept returns that are covered under the Consumers Guarantees Act or Fair Trade Act, such as if there is a manufacturing fault.

In the event that there is a fault with your product we are happy to replace your item. To arrange this, please contact us with the details of your fault within 7 days. Please include the details below:
  • The order number that the product was purchased on
  • A description of the issue
  • If possible, a photo or video of the fault
Due to the nature of the products we sell, we can't accept returns for change of mind purposes.

Please note: Under no circumstances do we on-sell returned items. Any returned toys, lingerie or lubricant are disposed of.
For more in-depth returns information, please check out our Returns Policy
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