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5 / 5 from 3

If It Werent For Taxes Id Never Get Fucked

$2.95
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SKU: 121093

Looking for a lighter with a little adult humour attached?

This one states: "If it weren't for TAXES, I'D NEVER GET FUCKED”

Cololur: pink

Includes lighter fluid
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Express Delivery

Order before 10am in Auckland and Christchurch and receive same day evening delivery between 6-9pm where available.

Order before 3pm in Wellington and receive same day evening delivery between 6-9pm where available.

Saturday Delivery

Delivery for the upcoming Saturday. Your order must be placed before Friday 3pm.

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  • Signature Required: $2.00 Extra
  • Priority Dispatch: $10.00 Extra
  • SMS Tracking: $2.00 Extra
  • Carbon Neutral Courier: $2.00 Extra
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Returns
Adulttoymegastore accepts returns for specific circumstances. We will accept returns that are covered under the Consumers Guarantees Act or Fair Trade Act, such as if there is a manufacturing fault.

In the event that there is a fault with your product we are happy to replace your item. To arrange this, please contact us with the details of your fault within 7 days. Please include the details below:
  • The order number that the product was purchased on
  • A description of the issue
  • If possible, a photo or video of the fault
Due to the nature of the products we sell, we can't accept returns for change of mind purposes.

Please note: Under no circumstances do we on-sell returned items. Any returned toys, lingerie or lubricant are disposed of.
For more in-depth returns information, please check out our Returns Policy
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Customer Reviews

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Perfect.
Alex - 7 Dec, 2020
Verified purchaser
5.0
I was really looking forward to this. Great conversation starter
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Perfect for that tight ass mate.
Anna - 15 Sep, 2019
Verified purchaser
5.0
Works how it’s meant to and provided a great laugh!
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Love it.
Annette - 3 Oct, 2016
Verified purchaser
5.0
So funny, and it works really well, starts some interesting conversations at the pub
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