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Travel Size Dirty Old Man Inflatable Doll

Travel Size Dirty Old Man Inflatable Doll

Name: Travel Size Dirty Old Man Inflatable Doll
Brand: ATMS
SKU: 20656
Price: 13.95 NZD
Availability: InStock

Meet our cheeky and mischievous 26-inch old man statue, guaranteed to add a playful and humorous touch to your garden or home decor. Don't be fooled by his innocent appearance - this wrinkled old dude is all about getting blown away by the wind, making him a unique and entertaining addition to your space.

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SKU: 20656

Don't let his friendly smile fool you - This shriveled old geezer is as creepy as they come! He may look sweet and innocent, but even the slightest breeze will get him all hot and bothered. Who needs that little blue pill anyways when you've been sitting on your rocking chair for half a century oogling all the girls that walk by and just beggin' for a piece of ass! So nevermind the lawn bowling and senior discounts, this wrinkled old dude loves getting blown instead! Just make sure he's home in time to change his colostomy bag!

Size: 26 inches

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