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They Say The Fastest Way

Name: They Say The Fastest Way
Brand: ATMS
SKU: 195397
Price: 9.95 NZD
Availability: OutOfStock

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SKU: 195397

Looking for a naughty card for his birthday? This could be the card you're looking for. The front of the card states "They say the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach…" and the inside of the card states "Bullshit! Happy birthday!" and shows a lady grabbing a guy's package under the table.

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