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The Last Thing You Want On

Name: The Last Thing You Want On
Brand: ATMS
SKU: 195402
Price: 9.95 NZD
Availability: OutOfStock

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SKU: 195402

Looking for a naughty card for his birthday? This is the card to get! The front of the card states "The last thing you want on your birthday is to be squeezed in a vice…" and the inside of the card states "But it all depends on which vice we're talking about!" and shows a naked lady

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Due to the nature of the products we sell, we can't accept returns for change of mind purposes.

Please note: Under no circumstances do we on-sell returned items. Any returned toys, lingerie or lubricant are disposed of.

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