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According To Statistics

Name: According To Statistics
Brand: ATMS
SKU: 195498
Price: 4.95 NZD
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SKU: 195498

For a humerous birthday card for someone of an older age, this is the card for them! The front of the card states "According to statistics, Some organs keep growing with age…" and the inside states "Unfortunately not this one! Happy birthday!", showing an older man looking into his pants.

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