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I Tried Out 5 Vibrators in One Week - Here Are the Ones That Are ACTUALLY Worth the Hype

I Tried Out 5 Vibrators in One Week - Here Are the Ones Worth the Hype

I Tried Out 5 Vibrators in One Week - Here Are the Ones That Are ACTUALLY Worth the Hype

When I first started shopping for sex toys, I thought to myself, how hard can it be? Surely I'll just pick from a few different options, maybe one or two different colours, and I'll be well on my way to pleasure town.

Boy, was I wrong.

Shopping for sex toys is like being a kid in a candy store. There are so many things to look at. So many patterns, designs, prices, brands, smells - I'm not even joking. There is a vibrator out there that actually smells like flowers. Genius? Honestly, I'm not even sure what to think.

From using cucumbers as dildos and shower heads as the closest thing to a vibe, sex toys have come a long way in terms of design and acceptance in society. And while we might not all be carrying our vibes in our handbags, there is much less stigma around them! So, without further ado, here is my week with 5 new vibes. Wish me luck.

Monday

We all know Mondays can be the worst. Between catching up on work from the weekend, to wishing you were still in bed watching the latest Love Island episode, it's probably one of the worst days of the week. BUT, on this particular Monday, I had something to get me through: a shiny new vibrator waiting at home. The day couldn't go any faster.

NEON LUV TOUCH VIbratorNeon Luv Touch Vibrator$13.95Shop Now

The Neon Touch looked promising. It was bright pink (huge bonus points), not too intimidating, and curved to reach the mystery G-spot.

Things started off a bit rocky. In my crazed rush to get home from the office at 4:50, I'd forgotten that my new toy needed batteries. Duh. I quickly improvised and took the batteries out of my boyfriend's gaming controller (obviously for a much better cause) and we were back in action.

This toy was pretty good. It took a while to get in the groove, and some of the vibration patterns really weren't doing it for me - plus, holding onto the vibe made my hand a little tingly. There's nothing too unique about this toy, to be honest. I had high hopes for the curved tip, but I didn't really feel any mind-blowing sensations.

Nonetheless, it certainly did the trick, if you know what I mean. And for a pretty good price.

6/10. Not bad, but not the best.

Tuesday

Tuesday was a bit more eventful. I had laid my second vibrator of the week out on my bed at home, ready to go, connected to its USB charger. That's right, no more batteries to worry about, thank God.

Share Satisfaction Tisa Heating Rabbit VibratorShare Satisfaction Tisa Heating Rabbit Vibrator$49.95Shop Now

The Amore Rabbit Vibrator has a very sleek, smooth design, with super soft silicone and some pretty mind-blowing functions.

Let's start with its heating function. That's right, this vibrator WARMS UP! Um, talk about revolutionary?! Obviously, I switched this baby on right away. And, I'm not going to lie, it did take a few minutes to actually start to warm up. But once the heat was flowing, honestly, let's just say I don't think I'll be able to go back to a cold sex toy again!

This vibe has some amazing vibration patterns, and the clitoral stimulation was perfectly placed. This toy was definitely a winner in my books, but it did take a while to get it in the right spot, and a bit of fumbling around.

Still, I'll give it an 8/10. Pretty dang good!

Wednesday

Hump day. You might think by this point I would be getting sick of a new vibe, every day. But no!

Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 2Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 2$69.95Shop Now

Today's experiment was the one I had most anticipation for. It was time for me to try out the infamous, much-loved, Satisfyer Pro 2.

If you haven't heard of the hype behind the Satisfyer, where have you been?! These toys are literally taking over the Internet. So you can imagine my excitement.

I had read reviews that said to start out slow - and as soon as I started, I knew exactly why. This thing is powerful. Like, crazy powerful. And not the usual vibrations that you'll get from an ordinary vibe. This felt like it was sucking my clit off. In a good way, I swear. Kind of like oral sex?!

Turns out it uses unique pressure wave stimulation, and I don't really know what that means, but I can vouch for the fact that this feels absolutely AMAZING. I don't think I've ever had such an intense experience with a vibrator before. I actually can't stop thinking about it. I'm mad I didn't buy it earlier!

An easy 9.5/10. Only because I like to believe that there's always room for improvement. (But seriously, buy this ASAP).

Thursday

After yesterday's excitement, I was glad to have something a little smaller and less intense to work with. Well, I was kind of wrong.

Share Satisfaction Waterproof Vibrating BulletShare Satisfaction Waterproof Vibrating Bullet$14.95Shop Now

The Amore Bullet Vibrator was much more powerful than it looked to be. Honestly, I'm surprised something so small can be so intense.

I probably wouldn't recommend using this toy as your only form of pleasure, though, because its vibrations create a bit of a numbing effect after too long. But for a quickie, or leading up to sex, this definitely has a place in the bedroom.

7/10. This one definitely has a time and place.

Friday

Ah, the grand finale. I didn't think it was possible, but I was a little vibe-d out when Friday rolled around. But science awaits! And I had one final toy to test out...

BodyWand Original MassagerBodywand Original Massager$119.95Shop Now

The Bodywand Original Massager. Now, these became SUPER famous years and years ago, before all the fancy vibes came to town. They were originally created to use as back massagers - but, well, someone quickly realised they worked a lot better for a different kind of massage...

Now, I had used a rechargeable Bodywand before, but this was the real deal. These ones are corded, cause obviously you can't get the same amount of power through a wireless toy. And WOW. You can really tell the difference. The power in this Bodywand is... well, unmatchable.

I wasn't expecting it to be quite so powerful, so it didn't take me long at all to get, uh, over the edge. As in, maybe a minute or two. Yeah.

There are a few cons that I will mention. This toy is particularly bulky, and it has to be plugged in to work, so it's not the best for discreet and convenient use. Plus, it makes quite a rumbly sound, which isn't the best if you've got flatmates with keen ears. Compared to all the technology that's available nowadays, it might not be your first pick if noise and charging cables will be a pain.

Overall, 7.5/10. A few things that might get in the way, but overall a pretty amazing vibrator.

Conclusion?

Well, by now you're either judging me for buying 5 vibrators and using them all in one week, or you're poised and ready to head out and purchase your new BFF. The Satisfyer was a personal favourite for this experience, followed closely by the Bodywand.

But honestly, they were all pretty damn good. Like anything, different vibes will do the trick for different people - you don't have to go out and buy 5 at once like I did (thought it was pretty great). Take a moment to consider what gets YOU going in the bedroom and, well, go from there!

Georgia May, Adult Toy & Lingerie Expert
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Guest, Feilding
18th March 2024
rating 4.0
Verified Purchaser
Amazing experience
Guest, Dannevirke
18th March 2024
rating 4.0
Verified Purchaser
This lube is great but no matter what I do it the bottle always leaks which is annoying :)
Guest, Invercargill
18th March 2024
rating 5.0
Verified Purchaser
satisyer pro definately satisfies
Guest, Invercargill
17th March 2024
rating 4.0
Verified Purchaser
Nicely packaged, super fast shipping, thank you :)
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