Gotta Catch 'Em All! Pokemon Go Player Finds Massive Double-Ended Dildo Lurking in the Long Grass
By Jason Naylor·13 Oct 2016
The hunt for a rare Pokemon GO creature can be a pretty daunting task at the best of times, even more so for one seasoned pro in particular, whose trek through a secluded area led him to stumble across a whopping 18-inch sex toy.
Although snake-like in appearance, it wasn't quite the slimy creature the 15-year-old had been looking for.
Once the disappointment had faded, and fighting his natural instinct to throw a Pokeball at it, the teen quickly opened Snapchat to take an obligatory pic and send the wondrous find to his friend.
Whilst Pokemon GO is a technological innovation and looks to push the boundaries of its users, we're not all that convinced the phrase 'Gotta Catch 'Em All' should extend to catching STIs.
