Need a Hand with Your Foreplay? Better Call Siri
By Kacey Willers·10 Mar 2015
Is foreplay between you and your partner not up to scratch? Don't worry. There's an app for that! Thanks to Blindfold, a company that bills itself as "your digital foreplay assistant" or "Siri for sex" you can be aurally guided through your foreplay.
It's just like naughty dice but with the directions given aurally. The narrator is called Angelina. And probably looks like just like Angelina Jolie. Obviously.
Blindfold is an audio guide for foreplay that releases a new audio file every month to guide heterosexual couples through some pre-sex exercises. The app boasts the intention of helping couples to "explore new fantasies", "break free from routine", "improve intimacy" and "slow down".
For only $19 a month you can have a relationship therapist sex cyborg right in the bedroom with you to talk you through the whole process. Almost like a menage a trois but without any of the fun physical stuff.
So if you are looking for a remedial course in sexual intimacy this is the app for you. So long as your partner doesn't mind another woman in the room.
