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SKU: 101331
Winner of 2014 XBIZ Award for Adult Game/Bachelorette Product of the Year!
Big things come in small packages, and Masturbating Midget Man is no exception! Wind him up and watch this pint-sized player beat his massive manhood! This shrimpy stroker is stocky, cocky, and ready to party all night long! He's locked, cocked and always loaded, wind him up and watch him beat his meat! Masturbating Midge makes the perfect gag gift for any occassion!
• 4.25" Tall
Shipping & Returns
Express Delivery
Order before 10am in Auckland and Christchurch and receive same day evening delivery between 6-9pm where available.
Order before 3pm in Wellington and receive same day evening delivery between 6-9pm where available.
Saturday Delivery
Delivery for the upcoming Saturday. Your order must be placed before Friday 3pm.
Extra Services
Signature Required: $2.00 Extra
Priority Dispatch: $10.00 Extra
SMS Tracking: $2.00 Extra
Carbon Neutral Courier: $2.00 Extra
For more in-depth shipping information, please check out our Shipping FAQ's
Returns
Adulttoymegastore accepts returns for specific circumstances. We will accept returns that are covered under the Consumers Guarantees Act or Fair Trade Act, such as if there is a manufacturing fault.
In the event that there is a fault with your product we are happy to replace your item. To arrange this, please contact us with the details of your fault within 7 days. Please include the details below:
The order number that the product was purchased on
A description of the issue
If possible, a photo or video of the fault
Due to the nature of the products we sell, we can't accept returns for change of mind purposes.
Please note: Under no circumstances do we on-sell returned items. Any returned toys, lingerie or lubricant are disposed of.
For more in-depth returns information, please check out our Returns Policy
Love buying comical gifts off this site! Imagine opening this at the restaurant in front of everything. So good
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great little man.
big al - 6 Dec, 2016
Verified purchaser
5.0
this is great not a funny as hilary but great all the same
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Great novelty adult toy.
Maelene - 9 Aug, 2015
Nonverified purchaser
5.0
Brought this as a price for a hens night. Very funny novelty adult toy
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