A recent kiwi sex survey revealed what New Zealand regions were most likely to have sex at a work Christmas party. The North Island dominated frisky festivities. The Hawke's Bay region coming in first, followed by Hamilton in second and Wellington in third.
Representing a corner of sunshine on the east coast, the bay is New Zealand's number one place for brewing workplace relationships to finally tip overboard. There are a few essential ingredients to a good Christmas party, alcohol, alcohol, cheese platters and alcohol, did I mention alcohol?
Considering the Hawke's bay is a wine region, raunchy red wine is likely to be a key factor in this statistic. The high likelihood of it being amazing weather may also be another encouraging factor! Visualising romping in the Hawke's Bay, you imagine sneaking off for some sexy time amidst dangling grape vines, whilst in Wellington you imagine the wind being so powerful that you are blown into your workplace crush. That's what foreplay is in Wellington, just standing in a single file and letting the wind guide you into missionary. Hamilton... I'm not sure, their libidos are just off the charts at all times of the year.
Sex in the workplace is relatively common in New Zealand, with 1 in 5 people stating they've had sex with a co-worker. Whilst 1 in 3 said they've fantasized about a work colleague. Anyway, if you're in the Hawke's Bay and Christmas cumming is on the cards and you want to take your partner to the Te Mata Peak of sexual pleasure, here's a few adult toys that'll do it!
What's the perfect gift for a sexy secret santa? A vibrator! Suggestive, memorable, able to be placed in a handbag without anyone noticing for the remainder of the day. Bullet vibrators are space efficient and quiet. Don't let their size represent the power these toys can bring. The Mood has 7 different functions to take anyone over the edge. Alternatively the Ovo W1 Chrome is like taking the Art Deco themed city of Napier and applying it to a sex toy. The top is rounded for the ultimate in clitoral stimulation.
Sex toys that can accompany penetration are the preferred choice by many couples. The misconception that toys can affect intimacy has basically disappeared with these toys. The awkwardness of having to accomodate for a sex toy is no more! Two popular picks are the We-vibe Sync or Lelo Noa. Both of these toys are worn by the woman for additional clitoral pleasure. Remember to apply some lubricant with your toy to keep things body safe!
A Christmas party comes once a year, but you should expect to come a lot more! You've already had one session during the Christmas party, now you need another form of arousal for a second round. How about some themed roleplay! Visual arousal is greatly underrated during foreplay. The more passionate you become during foreplay, the more passionate your sex life will be! I'm assuming you're going to go for Christmas themed, but there's plenty more costumes if your fantasies lay elsewhere.
How about a toy that can go unnoticed in the workplace! The Crave Vesper Vibrating Necklace is erogenous elegance embodied. Many find wearing this vibrator a big turn on and can make for some really joyful work breaks. So if you're looking to spice up your sex life and corporate attire, look no further!
More and more men are warming towards anal play in their sex lives. Why? Because a prostate orgasm is the pinnacle of sexual pleasure for men. When it comes to experiencing a new orgasm, everyone's curious. Check it out for yourself, two of our most beloved toys are this Ass Gasm Cock Ring Plug from Anal Fantasy or this Sleek and Sensual Silicone Plug. Probably not what you would use during the Christmas party, but still awesome to consider later on.
Workplace sex described by two of the sexiest men from New Zealand. Video sourced from HBO
Sexual harassment is a serious offence. Workplaces have serious sexual harassment policies and these are enforced even during the biggest Christmas party of the year. So gauge some reactions and get an indication whether the attraction is mutual.
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