Face it, baby, we're living in the future. Sex doll brothels, marrying holograms, and VR Porn are all signs of the times. Either get with the times, or fade into obscurity.
Well, now that's out of the way, if you want to bring the future into your own house, you can!
Long gone are the days where you had to pleasure yourself. Now you can have a fancy robot do it for you. Introducing: Sex Machines! Sex machines (aka fuck machines) are hands-free toys that can get you off in a big way. Simply plug them into your power supply and you're away! Convinced? Here are 5 things to think about before buying your first sex machine.
Sex machines come in all shapes and sizes to make sure that no matter who you are you can have a good time! That amount of variety also accounts for the difference in price. Some sex machines cost as little as $40 and others can go for $1,000 or more! So, if you're looking into buying one of these beasties, having an idea of what you want to spend can make things a whole lot smoother!
Once you have an idea of how much you're thinking to spend, you can narrow down the range of fucking machines we sell even further. Ask yourself a few questions. Do you want to use your machine by yourself, or with a friend? Do you want it to be compatible with bondage gear? Do you want one with all the bells and whistles? These are all things to consider! Narrowing down how you're planning on using your machine and what/who you want to use it with will help you make a purchase you'll be happy with for years to come.
Accessories maketh the machine, and most machines come with a wealth of attachments to make sure you're always getting off! Lots of machines also come with the option of an attachment that penetrates or one that can be penetrated! No matter what you're into you can find something to tickle your fancy. Now, let's have a look at the different kinds of sex machines on the market.
The different types of sex machines include:
The classic style of a sex machine and probably the one that you are most aware of is the thrusting sex machine. This is a machine that penetrates either vaginally or anally simulating intercourse by thrusting a dildo in and out at the speed of your choosing. For those lovers of doggy style or on your back positions then this is the style for you. What is super cool is that now you can also get a bunch of attachments that are male masturbators that the machine will move up and down the shaft of the penis. Because penis owners need love, too.
These machines come in two main styles; a unit with a base that sits on the floor or a table like the Pipedreams Bigger Bang Machine or a machine that is hand held and can be used on yourself or on a partner like the Miamaxx machines.
When purchasing a machine like this the key things to consider are the power of the motor, the available speeds and the lengths of the thrusts including whether this length is adjustable. Keep in mind that it takes a lot of work for a motor to work a dildo in and out of the body.
You will need to get something strong so that your PC muscles do not stall the machine as they tighten around the dildo, especially during orgasm when the PC contractions are at their strongest. This is especially important if you are intending to use the machine for anal penetration as this requires more force than vaginal penetration.
Just be wary that if you are using a light machine with a strong motor and a large attachment you may end up with a moving machine rather than a thrusting dildo. Some machines will come with clamps or suction cups to prevent this from occurring and of course depending on how you are positioned in relation to the machine then you will be able to control this by holding the machine down with your feet. I do suggest you read user reviews to find out whether this is an issue.
This classic style of sex machine (also referred to as a 'fucking machine', although that sounds a little hardcore), penetrates women either vaginally or anally with a penis attachment, or penetrates men anally using the penis attachment, or a vagina attachment can be used for penis insertion, mimicking the motion you receive during sex.
The attached dildo, or vagina, is designed to thrust in and out at a speed of your choosing, leaving you to get in a position that suits, relax and be ready to be pounded with pleasure. Who needs a human partner when you have a sex machine!?
A lot of automatic machines are mounted to a stand or box, requiring you to be positioned in doggy style or on your back. It really does depend on the style of machine though, as there is also the option for hand held or mounting machines which give you the flexibility to adjust the machine to your desired position.
When purchasing a machine like this the key things to consider are the power of the motor, the available speeds, and the length and availability of different thrusts.
Another option for those looking for a sex machine that is a little less full on is a manual machine. These may feature either a dildo or vibrator too and allow you to control the depth and speed of the thrust to maintain full control throughout. The Monkey Rocker is a popular example of this type of sex machine and is basically a rocking horse for grownups.
This is a manual machine that has a seat with a dildo attached that as you rock back and forward will penetrate your body. This allows you full control over the movement and is also a killer workout for your legs and abs. Oh yeah! If you have seen 'Burn After Reading' then yes, this is exactly what George Clooney's character builds in his garage. Nice spotting.
There are other manual machines that are much smaller and a lot less full on than the monkey rocker. For those looking for something a little more discreet then perhaps try a smaller manual rocker like the Rocks Off Ro-deo so that you can control the movements and hide it away without a struggle.
A ride on sex machine is a great option for those looking for something that offers the thrusting penetration of classic sex machines while still offering the user control over the depth and pelvic movements. A ride on machine will allow you to straddle the machine and control the thrusting depth by moving your body up or down depending on how deep you like it. There are also machines like The Cowgirl that focus on clitoral stimulation too and provide a seriously good ride! While this style is definitely the most expensive, it is a purchase that is designed to last you a lifetime.
But if you can't quite afford that price then consider a cheaper option like the Liberator Bonbon. This is a firm cushion that doubles as a position enhancer and requires a wand vibrator to become a sex machine. It's the perfect option for those that love intense clitoral stimulation.
Now you're ready to step out into the world of sex machines! Go forth and get off! Shop sex machines here.
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