Hawkes Bay, known for its art deco designs, glorious red wine and fantastic weather. Considering all this, it's unsure whether you'd want to fly out, maybe you'd like to go to one of the bigger cities so a bit more is taking place, maybe you want to see a building with less right angles or maybe you've simply booked a return flight in the hopes of joining the infamous mile high club.
Our recent Kiwi Sex Survey revealed that people within the Hawkes Bay region were the most likely to have joined the Mile-High Club. Meaning, they are the most likely to have had sex on a plane! Who knows how they do it, maybe you sneak into the bathroom while the flight attendants are handing out biscuits and coffee. Considering that any domestic flights in New Zealand aren't going to take very long, there must be some incredibly sneaky people around. I guess all that discreet romping amongst vineyards, or at Christmas work parties in Hawkes Bay is starting to pay off. I've heard joining the club is easier achieved on overnight long-haul flights, if you can splash out on an international flight with a bed and your own cubicle, easy!
Anyway, one way to spice things up, make things more pleasurable or quicker is by bringing an inconspicuous sex toy with you on the flight. Here are 6 toys to bring on your journey into the Mile-High Club.
There are a few toys with designs clever enough that they can be hidden in plain sight. Sometimes these toys can be more on the novelty side of things, like a vibrating ice cream for example. However, these things might look a bit out of place amidst a flight. Therefore, one stylish yet pleasurable options fit for the Mile-High Club is the Crave Vesper Vibrating Necklace. This is one of the easiest and most elegant vibrators one can wear in public. Alternatively, the Womanizer 2GO takes on the appearance of some lipstick. The 2GO is an example of a suction vibrator. Suction vibrators are a revolutionary range of vibrators, that provide pleasure through pressure wave stimulation.
One customer reviewed the Vesper, saying "I mainly bought this because of how great it looks. I wasn't expecting much from it in terms of functionality but it turned out to be one of the best vibrators I've ever bought!"
Space efficiency is key when wanting to bring a sex toy onboard. Therefore, the best option is a bullet vibrator. The Mood Powerful has seven functions, so explore all the intensities to meet your sensual specifics. A hugely popular choice is the Le Rve 3 Speed Vibrating Bunny.
One happy reviewer of the Le Rve says "Oh my lord. I knew this one would be a winner and it is ;). Max pleasure from this one, I only wish it had more settings! This one is definitely worth it!"
Vibrators that can accompany penetration are simply winners in any setting. The We Vibe Sync or Lelo Noa can be worn to provide extra g-spot and clitoral stimulation with penetration. Considering the angles, you might be working with in the airplane bathroom might be a little tricky. Some extra stimulation may be exactly what's needed to reach orgasm. Further the We-vibe Sync doubles as an app-controlled vibrator that is great for long distance relationships. As long as both partners have the application open, either can control the vibrator from anywhere!
If bringing sex toys through customs or any bag check, be honest about what the odd shaped device is in your bag. Being hesitant or awkward about it will only lead to further questions and a more intrusive search. Last year in Germany, an entire airport terminal was shut down and evacuated because of a potential bomb threat. Turns out it was just a vibrator and a very embarrassed man bringing his girlfriends prized possession home.
Read: Sex Toys Cause German Airport Terminal to Shutdown
Do your research before departure! Sex toys aren't accepted everywhere. The United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia and some US States won't let your pleasurable product through customs. Take the time to do a quick Google search, to make your getaway as hassle free as possible. Often sex toys need to be individually wrapped in plastic packaging.
The last thing you want is for your vibrator to randomly start buzzing in your day bag or luggage. If it's USB rechargeable, make sure it's completely turned off. If it's operated by batteries, it's best to take them out until you plan on using them.
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