Super Fun Penis Candy Single 5pc Bag

These little peckers are cute. I don't mean that as an insult to their manhood but they only measure a half inch long—which is classified as "itsy-bitsy." It's not that the pecker isn't a foreboding beast of an organ, but anything this small is pretty adorable. Besides, these are the kind of penises that you want to be small. You'll be gobbling them down so fast that if they were any bigger you might choke!

Despite their small stature, these guys are delicious, with a flavor so big they taste three times their size. They come in a variety of awesome fruit flavors, to please the girls at your party who like penises of all shades and colors. Each package contains a random assortment of six fruit-flavored penis candies.

They can be distributed as gag snacks at bachelorette parties, used as a fitting topping for penis cakes, or for making cruel jokes. What kind of cruel jokes? That's up to you to decide. We're not going to encourage such behavior!