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Average Joe

Average Joe The Fitness Instructor Darnell

Introducing Darnell's realistic and satisfying manhood, perfect for enhancing your intimate moments. With a true-to-life size, harness-compatible suction cup, and waterproof design, this phthalate-free dong offers hands-free fun and a thrilling experience in the shower or tub.
$23.95Was $43.95
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SKU: 166434

Item Dimensions:
Item Width: 3.8 in
Item Height: 7 in
Item Depth: 2.4 in

  • Darnell's manhood may seem a little small, but he knows how to work it
  • His realistic tip and veined shaft feel better than the real thing
  • Darnell loves it when your heart races and you pant and sweat
  • He's always firm and up for a work out between the sheets
  • Keep your sex life in shape by riding his true to life size for 30 minutes a day
  • Harness compatible suction cup base for hands free fun alone or with a lover
  • Waterproof for a sexy circuit in the shower or tub
  • Phthalate free
  • True-to-life sized dong - 6 insertable inches (15.25 cm) and 1.75 girth (4.4 cm)
Length: 7.00 Inch
Girth: 5.50 Inch
Material: TPR is a soft non-toxic material that is porous and cannot be sterilized.  Learn more
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Order before 3pm in Wellington and receive same day evening delivery between 6-9pm where available.

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Delivery for the upcoming Saturday. Your order must be placed before Friday 3pm.

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  • Signature Required: $2.00 Extra
  • Priority Dispatch: $10.00 Extra
  • SMS Tracking: $2.00 Extra
  • Carbon Neutral Courier: $2.00 Extra
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In the event that there is a fault with your product we are happy to replace your item. To arrange this, please contact us with the details of your fault within 7 days. Please include the details below:
  • The order number that the product was purchased on
  • A description of the issue
  • If possible, a photo or video of the fault
Due to the nature of the products we sell, we can't accept returns for change of mind purposes.

Please note: Under no circumstances do we on-sell returned items. Any returned toys, lingerie or lubricant are disposed of.
For more in-depth returns information, please check out our Returns Policy
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Customer Reviews

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My daily driver. Simply the BEST.
Ch� - 21 Mar, 2022
Verified purchaser
5.0
i have used alot of dildos the past 3 years and this one is by far the best dildo ive ever used. its seriosuly an amazing dildo for 50 dollars. i have used plenty of dildos worth 3-4x this one and they do not compare. This is the BEST dildo 50 dollars or under ive ever been around. hits the spot like no other.
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Good basic dildo.
Ali - 18 Dec, 2021
Verified purchaser
5.0
Good basic dildo, I will say for being “average” it’s really thick!
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Soft :).
Lucky and Leo - 17 Jun, 2018
Verified purchaser
4.3
This product has a lovely soft feel which I really enjoyed. :) good length and enjoyed the slight curve in it.
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Great product with one slight drawback.
MT - 2 Jun, 2018
Verified purchaser
4.7
Great quality item - really good size, shape, texture etc. Feels quality and it's a lot of fun. Only problem is the suction cup is next to useless - if you're looking for something to stick to a wall this probably won't work for you. Other than that, it's well worth the money.
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Great cock,also for anal.
Big boy - 30 Aug, 2017
Verified purchaser
4.3
Liked the cock,only issue was when riding it the suction cup came lose.Loved the feel of it in my arse.
Can't wait to get a bigger size and length.
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