WORKED OUT SO MANY YEARS

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Worked Out So Many Years

Name: Worked Out So Many Years
Brand: ATMS
SKU: 195366
Price: 4.95 NZD
Availability: InStock

Celebrate his birthday with a humorous touch using this cheeky card featuring a funny message and a comical illustration of a man with a beer belly. Perfect for adding a light-hearted touch to his special day.

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SKU: 195366

Looking for a cheeky card for his birthday? This could be the card you've been looking for. The front of the card states "Worked out so many years…" and the inside of the card states "To end up like this! Happy birthday!" and shows a man with a large belly slumped in his chair with a beer looking unhappy.

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