Sex Toy Recommendations for your Favourite Sitcom Characters

Sex Toy Recommendations for your Favourite Sitcom Couple

I was wondering why we see these oh so perfect for each other couples on sitcoms in their panting, bra-still-on presumably post-orgasmic bedroom time but no hint whatsoever of the implements that got them there. I refuse to believe that sitcom couples with all the dysfunction the writer's room jostles in do not have sexual proclivities up the wazoo.

So, I have decided to make up my own list for three such couples.

Jake and Amy (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

Amy and Jake's relationship is super cute but due to Amy's love of rules and order, I bet they get up to some frisky role-play. My guess would be Jake using his Captain Holt voice and "mentoring" Amy. Some light spank play with paddles and the police fantasy wouldn't be complete without some restraints of course. And don't think with all those recurring jokes, they haven't actually made Amy's sex tape. Rawr.

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David and Patrick (Schitt's Creek)

OK, David and Patrick are my favourite sitcom couple. I <3 them so much. The acceptance of each other and Patrick's intolerance to unjustified drama make them a unique couple on our screens. That being said, David so often says the wrong thing that I reckon Patrick would shut him up occasionally with a ballgag. With David's pansexuality, I think they would willing to try all sorts of fun items, all in black to match David's very particular aesthetic, of course. With Patrick's relative inexperience with male relationships, I think they would be delving into a range of beginner anal toys.

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Penny and Leonard (Big Bang Theory)

My theory is that Penny and Leonard would try to have a thriving role play fantasy life, but Penny's lack of intimate knowledge of the series' Leonard enjoys would probably temper this. I bet their superpowered hanky-panky was fun until the Penny quoted a DC character in a Marvel fantasy. There would definitely be some kind of geek-themed costume in there though. For Penny, I would guess she loves a good vibrator, a cute and vibrantly coloured rabbit to go with the rest of her apartment would suit her.

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