Thick and smooth- lube that lasts 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦.
There are few more frustrating things to deal with in the heat of passion than runny, oily lube. It leaves oil bottle rings on bedside tables, oily impossible to remove stains on sheets, lingerie and clothing, and if you can contain and direct watery slippery stuff onto the desired region, often it evaporates too quickly, prompting another round of attempting to squirt oil onto a certain spot. The thickness of this lubricant means that oil exasperation is over. If you out it where you want it, it stays there until friction or finger fumbling moves it.
