1 Review of Torso 2 Mega Masturbator - Brown - 1

A terribly unsatisfying product. Straight out of the box and I notice a nasty defect on the left inner "thigh" of the toy that looked like a horrible boil (basically an air bubble separating the "fanta flesh" from the foam). Was willing to put up with it rather than deal with the hassle of returning it. Also it may be due to temperature but the whole thing was slimy when I removed it from the wrapping, yuck. But again nothing I was willing to whine about at that time, a quick wash in the shower fixed that problem.

Now to my main problem. The thing just honestly does not feel good when you use it. The vagina canal is too wide and doesn't grip your member very well, leaving you feeling like you're boinking a bowl of jello. Also if you don't lay the thing on a hard flat surface eg if you want it to "ride" you, the angle of the openings make it very difficult to stay inside. Worse yet I was unpleasantly surprised to see that the thickness of the fanta flesh is very thin surrounding the canal and my johnson was basically stretching through the back of the toy to the point I feared it'd puncture through.

For the price I paid even on sale at $350 I feel incredibly ripped off and have lost faith in Pipedream products. How could one of their higher end item be so ridiculously crappy? I'd have a stroke if I had paid full price for this junk.