Let's start with the obvious, this is a MASSIVE well made dildo that will serve me as a constant reminder to thoroughly read the product description. That being said, this MONSTROSITY weighs as much as a large pineapple and is two inches longer than an average male's foot. It's suction cup has the grip Jack wished Rose had at the end of Titanic, but oddly enough, had this dildo been there that fateful night, it surely would've sunk the mighty ship itself. If you are a size enthusiast, a masochist, or a pole vaulter, this is the toy for you.
