Measure your Sexual Performance with the Smart Condom
When you hear the term 'smart condom', you probably think of some kind of device that prompts you to make better decisions when whipping one out at 3am in a not so sober state. Because yeah, that would vaguely useful.
But no, this smart condom is more like a FitBit for your penis.
The smart condom, named 'i.Con', provides the user with a variety of stats including the speed of thrusts, number of positions, and calories burned during sex.
The British developers claim that this type of wearable tech is a world first and we're inclined to believe them, as who else would come up with something so pointless.
The name though is a bit of a misnomer.. as the device is actually a small ring that fits on the penis around the base of a regular condom, similar to a cock ring.
Once you begin having sex, the i.Con uses a nano chip and sensors to keep track of the speed, number of thrusts, skin temperature, session duration, number of positions and the amount of calories burned.
After you have finished, you can then share and compare your stats with your friends or the world, by importing them onto your computer via the USB plug in. You can share your statistics anonymously if you are feeling a little shy.
And don't worry i.Con insures confidentiality, so you can track and record the data for your own personal use.
The smart condom is currently available exclusively in the UK, though the company says if it takes off they'll move to selling it globally. Fingers crossed...
Guess it's bad news for all those lads out there who lie/brag about their sexual prowess... as now the proof is in the pudding.
